So I'm sittin here with Sarah listenin to her iPod and decided I would try to write a post while listening to music. Let's see how this goes.
Well it's going pretty good so far I guess...not that I've written much...but anyway...
Ok maybe the fact that I'm not writing much is a sign that this ISN'T going well after all. OH NO! I have to write something! QUICK!
So one summer day I was walking along the sidewalk. I was probably about 4 years old. I saw a little blob of gum on the sidewalk and instead of picking it up with my fingers, I got down on my hands and knees and chewed it off. Now I know that eating it off the sidewalk was pretty stupid anyway, but I've always wondered why I ate it off. I never really got that. I mean I know that I was probably not the smartest kid back then but one would think.....
Anyway I ate it off the sidewalk and then when Mom askd me where I got the gum and I pointed towards the street...well I don't think we really have to say more, you could probably guess what she said. But thankfully I never got sick or died and I'm here to tell the story about 10 years later! YAY!
YAY! I wrote a post while listening to music! ALRIGHT! And now Sarah and Rachel are discusing how one gets red hair... Rachel said it was pigments and Sarah wondered if her ancestors had many pigs on there farm and if that was how she got her red hair. From the pig mints that they ate every day. Then we all decided it was from jeans. So we are not going to wear jeans any more. I like my hair the color it is. Although I do like red hair, just not on myself.
Though come to think of it, I've worn jeans all my life and my hairs as always been dark..... strange...... Maybe we're on the wrong track...................................
2 comments:
ok. the pig mints really had me crackin' up there.
i think i'll write a story about a girl named Flora who finds some pig mints one day while she's out feeding her pigs and she eats them and they turn her hair red and from then on everyone called her Flora the Flaming Pig Girl.
think i could get it published?
Oh. My.
This made me laugh. so hard.
You're awesome.
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